Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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