I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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