I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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