Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
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