windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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