Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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