I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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