why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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