i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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