My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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