So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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