we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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