So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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