Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
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