I'm so fucking centered right now
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
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