How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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