Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
My life is pants optional.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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