Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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