apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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