Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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