i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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