I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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