I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
When did angry sex become our thing?
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
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