yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Crop dusting thru forever 21
Randomize
