I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
only if we run a train.
done.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
Is this like a preordered booty call?
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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