You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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