If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
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