Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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