I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
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