White coat. Heels.
Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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