ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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