we have officially lost it.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
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