You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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