Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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