Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
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