remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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