So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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