i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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