I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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