In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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