The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
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