I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
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That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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