Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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