Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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