I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
Randomize
