I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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