Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
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