We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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