After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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