i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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